Why Lawyers Are Like Lobsters (and other lessons on surviving in the law) (eBook)
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A handbook for all lawyers, past, present and future, even those who are not yet born. It holds the secrets of absolute and total success as a lawyer.
The reader will discover the legal significance of lobsters, rabbits, bulldogs and flatworms; the dangers of paper cuts and naked lawyers; the philosophical value of time sheets; how to know when you’re wrong, and when you’re wrong about being wrong. Included among the book’s many lessons on surviving in the law are: • why mediocrity is the key to success in the law; • how a law firm can achieve profit, perfection and priapism; • what Socrates would tell you over a latte; and • why lawyers are like lobsters.